Angelz Got Jokez

The Story of Adam & Eve's PetsAdam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden,you walked with us every day. Now we do not see youany more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficultfor us to remember how much you love us.' And God said, I will create a companion for you thatwill be with you and who will be a reflection of mylove for you, so that you will love me even when youcannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childishor unlovable you may be, this new companion willaccept you as you are and will love you as I do, inspite of yourselves. And God created a new animal to be a companion forAdam and Eve. And it was a good animal And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eveand he wagged his tail . And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all theanimals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a namefor this new animal.' And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be areflection of my love for you, his name will be areflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion tothem and loved them. And they were comforted And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that an angel came tothe Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have becomefilled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocksand they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog hasindeed taught them that they are loved, but perhapstoo well.' And God said, 'I will create for them a companion whowill be with them and who will see them as they are.The companion will remind them of their limitations,so they will know that they are not always worthy ofadoration.' And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Evegazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that theywere not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased . . . . . . And Dog was happy. . . . . And Cat didn't give a shit one way or other....